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Did you hear about the armed robber who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence lol !
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
I’ve just written a song about moin moin leaves ; actually, it’s more of a wRAP ! .
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.
140kg here on Earth is 60kg lbs on Planet Mercury. No, I’m not fat. I’m just not on the right planet.
If I got 500 Naira for 10 math exams i have passed , I’d have 8 Thousand Naira by now !
My my smart watch assistant always goes back an extra 20 minutes anytime i am at a restaurant … I guess it understands i spend a lot of time around food