
Businessman stripped naked and simulated sex with BMW at side of busy A-road
A businessman stripped naked and simulated sex with a BMW at the side of a busy dual carriageway.
Michael Jameson, 37, of Islington, London, ended up in court over the “bizarre” incident followingĀ car crash on the A55 in Holywell, North Wales.
He removed all his clothes and pretended to have sex with one of the BMW’s wheels, magistrates heard.
Jameson admitted outraging public decency by removing all his clothing and simulating an act of sexual intercourse. He also pleaded guilty to dangerous driving.
Prosecutor Robert Blakemore said motorist David Jones had been driving a BMW X5 at 60mph on the A55, with his wife Susan as passenger, when they saw Jameson driving closely behind them in another BMW.
The couple feared a collision and after a number of minutes there was a bump.
Mr Jones turned off the A55 along a slip road and pulled in a lay-by.
Mr Blakemore said the other BMW approached slowly and began shunting Mr Jonesās vehicle with Mrs Jones still inside, causing Ā£1,689 damage.
Mrs Jones got out and her husbandās car was pushed 15ft.

The prosecutor said Jameson appeared āvacantā and was sweating profusely.
But he said: “When the police took him into custody they took blood but the test showed no controlled drugs in the defendantās blood.ā
Jameson had stopped revving his BMW and he opened the driverās door.
But he decided to climb through the open window and lay on the ground next to the side of his car and removed his clothing.
Heād also been sprawled face down on his bonnet at one stage.
Police body-cam footage was shown to the court to explain what happened.
Mr Blakemore said Jameson told police he had left London that morning to catch a ferry from Holyhead to Ireland. He had business in Birmingham en route.
āHe was apologetic for his actions,ā the lawyer said. āHe had very little recollection of what had happened.ā
Probation officer Jonny Belbin told the magistrates: “The defendant doesnāt recall too much of the event.
“The defendant remembers driving on the A55, he was heading towards Holyhead port where he was taking the ferry to see family members. The next thing he can recall is being arrested.

āHe canāt recall any aspect of the dangerous driving or spitting or outraging public decency. He described it as a mental breakdown due to potential stress.ā
Single Jameson, who owns a pub in Islington, was āgreatly ashamedā. He had two previous drink-driving convictions.
Defence solicitor Patrick Geddes said: “Itās a bizarre case. Itās very unusual for a dangerous driving and outraging public decency to come before you as part of the same case.
“Mr Jameson is at a loss to explain his behaviour. He was under an enormous amount of pressure from work.ā
Mr Geddes remarked: “He seems to have simply lost the plot. Heās appalled and grossly embarrassed.ā He had a similar ābreakdownā a few years ago, the defence lawyer added.
Jameson was sentenced to a community order with 80 hours of unpaid work and a 12-month driving ban.

“We hope the order will assist you in obtaining the help that you need.ā
