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  * Finland has just closed their borders, so nobody will be crossing the Finnish line.

* Due to the quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes.

* There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months. Then around the year 2033, we shall witness the rise of the “quaranteens.”

 

* World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously being held in quarantine will be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

* I’ll tell you a Coronavirus joke, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.

* I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.

* What do you call panic buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? A Wurst Kase scenario.

* In my day, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now you fart to cover up a cough.

* The grocery stores in France look like a tornado hit them. All that’s left is de brie.

* So many coronavirus jokes out there, it’s a pundemic.

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