1. Movie Ticket

CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you’ve bought tonight Sir Why?..

AKPOS: Yes, that Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it.

2. Long Sentence

Teacher: Make a Sentence with Big

Akpos: The Ram Is Big

Teacher: Make it longer

Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo

3. Ugly Girl

Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl.

Akpos: Hello!

Ugly girl: Hi!!

Akpos: Wanna dance?

Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)

Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wan talk to your friend.

4. Social media addiction

Akpos: I Have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Snap Chat, Instagram, Skype and KIK.

Friend:Bros you no get work for this life sha ?

Akpos: OMG!   which wan be work ? No i no get am ! abeg Send me the link

5. 10 Chocolates

Teacher: If u have 10 chocolate cakes & someone asks for 2, how many would you have left?

Akpos: 10, because I no dey share chocolate sir bit i fit give am one of the cake