Complicated Breakfast Order
Akpos a warri resident is in an expensive lagos hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.
What can i do for you Sir.
“Good Morning Bros Oga sir akpos said in his best pidgin english and english . What a wonderful morning abeg I’d like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked e dey dance buga for plate , and the other so over cooked even mike tyson no fit bite am comot . Also, beef that has been left out
for sokoto sun even aboki mai suya no fit cure him sickness turn am to suya ; burnt bread wey go break away as soon as you touch it with a knife like say na agege bread wey jam ipob dem for inside freezer ; butter wey dem no fit cut with knife as if e don baff better jazz
“That’s a complicated order sir,” said the surprised waiter. “It might be quite difficult.”
The guest akpos replied, “Oh? I don’t understand — Shuo ! that’s what I got yesterday!” abeg send am again