No Money of Course No Honey
Some Money Some Body
More Money More problems
Old Money is New Money
Bastard Money Father Less Mother Less Money
Bloody Money
1. No Money, No Honey
Basically, love isn’t cheap! You can’t woo someone with Netflix passwords alone. At some point, you’re gonna need a little financial sweetener for that honey.
2. More Money, More Problems
Oh, you thought being rich would be easy? Wait till your phone rings with distant cousins looking for “small loans” after they find out about your new yacht.
3. Money Talks, But Mine Just Says Goodbye
Ever feel like your wallet is a revolving door? Cash comes in, waves hello, and exits like it’s late for an Uber ride.
4. The Best Things in Life Are Free
Sure, friendship and fresh air are free… but the WiFi you need to survive in this economy? Not so much.
5. Money Can’t Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy Pizza
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness never experienced the joy of extra cheese. Happiness is definitely delivered in 30 minutes or less.
6. Cash Rules Everything Around Me (C.R.E.A.M.)
This one’s for all you Wu-Tang fans! Yes, cash rules everything—especially when you’re staring at your grocery bill like it’s a plot twist in a thriller.
7. Time Is Money
So, if time is money, does that mean I’m making it rain every time I hit “snooze”? Asking for a friend…
8. A Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted
If you’ve ever gone shopping when you’re hungry and walked out with a year’s supply of snacks, you already know what this phrase means. RIP to your grocery budget.
9. Money Doesn’t Grow on Trees
Yeah, if money grew on trees, every backyard would look like a forest and we’d all be tree-hugging billionaires.
10. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
Easy to say when you’re not staring at a $50 bet on a game you know absolutely nothing about. Good luck explaining that one later!
11. Money Makes the World Go ‘Round
Sure, but if your bank account is anything like mine, the world is spinning a little slower these days.
12. Easy Come, Easy Go
Especially when payday hits, and two days later you’re wondering how you managed to spend your entire salary. Is this a magic trick?
13. In for a Penny, In for a Pound
Great advice until you’re “in” for 10 pounds and now avoiding your bank app like it’s bad news.
14. The Almighty Dollar
It’s not called ‘almighty’ for nothing. You wouldn’t bow down to just any currency… unless it’s paying for your rent, your food, your shoes… okay, maybe you would.
15. A Penny Saved Is a Penny Earned
But let’s be honest, what’s a penny going to do in this economy? You might as well save a nickel or, better yet, a $10 bill.
16. Money Can’t Buy Class
True, but have you ever tried buying an outfit that makes you look classy? Definitely not on clearance.
17. Blood Is Thicker Than Water, But Money Thins It Out
Nothing like a family inheritance to turn sibling love into Game of Thrones. Winter is coming… and so is the lawyer.
18. Money Burns a Hole in My Pocket
It’s not burning. It’s sprinting! It jumps out the second I see anything labeled “limited edition” or “20% off.”
19. You Have to Spend Money to Make Money
Sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme, except somehow I’m only getting rich in credit card debt. What’s the secret?
20. A Bird in the Hand Is Worth Two in the Bush
Translation: If you’ve got cash in your hand, keep it! No need to go gambling on some risky investment, or worse, a new cryptocurrency your cousin swears is “the future.”